Our family is addicted to Coke. We currently have on our shelves diet Coke with Aspartame, diet Coke with Splenda, diet Coke Plus (does it not seem bizarre to add vitamins and minerals to a drink that rots your teeth and eats your insides?), diet Coke with lime, and regular old Coke. However, I am being buried alive in half drunk Coke cans. So henceforth anyone leaving a can of Coke on a table, counter, floor, desk, arm of a chair, piano, etc. will suffer the penalty of having to drink Pepsi. (no exceptions)
